Howdy. I'm Patrick. I work for the Internet. Previously: Stripe, Starfighter, Appointment Reminder, Bingo Card Creator.

blog: https://www.kalzumeus.com

My best email is patrick@ the blog domain. Open invitation: if you're reading this, I'm happy to receive email about any software/startup/etc topic from you at any time. I generally reply to about 60% of unsolicited email from HNers, and if I don't reply to you, it is only because I got busy, not because of anything you said.

I write a lot. Most of what I write here is unless otherwise stated in my personal capacity, and opinions expressed may not be shared by employers, clients, friends, etc.